<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8' standalone='yes'?><rss version='2.0'><channel><title>My Blog Feed</title><link>http://www.tblog.com/</link><description>A tBlog Blog!</description><lastBuildDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:33:21 -0700</lastBuildDate><language>en-us</language><item><title><![CDATA[Tiny Little Worlds]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969943159</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969943159</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:23:33 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[We're all going through identity crises, aren't we?&nbsp; Wondering how we fit into this cosmic mess of asteroids, black holes, and imagination.&nbsp; It's not an easy thing to do sometimes.&nbsp; ... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969943159'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ebb and Flow and the Impending Tidal Destruction of the Human Race (Or Something Like That)*]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969942595</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969942595</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 15:39:51 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[  Don't ask me to explain your indecision.  David Byrne  There's laundry all over the goddamn place, some of it clean, most of it di... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969942595'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Poetry Corner, the First:  Little Morons]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969942509</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969942509</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:53:36 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[        you remember those days, don't you?when we were likewhite hot missiles shotinto the rotted guts ofDeath itself                      summer sun cooking our nec... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969942509'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Death by Masturbation:  Eulogy for an Aborted Generation]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969941988</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969941988</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:57:50 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[We [my peers and I] are children of the Baby Boomers.&nbsp; Never in the history of this country has a generation enjoyed the luxury and frivolity that we have come to take for granted, millions of... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969941988'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mammoth Sunday Spectacular #2:  The Time Out of Mind Issue]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969941750</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969941750</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 13:44:55 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[How terrible it is to be clever and bored.  Madame &Eacute;trange   Another Sunday morning.  Another rare chance to sit d... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969941750'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[CASE REPORT:  Patient Presenting With Submandibular Lymphadenopathy Following Excision Biopsy of Oral Mucosal Neoplasm]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969941493</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969941493</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 15:57:24 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[My right eye is twitching feverishly, has been for two days, and I'm beginning to put some stock in my fears of severe neurological dysfunction.&nbsp; Unilateral headaches brought about by vasospas... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969941493'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mammoth Sunday Spectacular #1:  The Brains, Bird Shit, and Worms Issue]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940988</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940988</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:12:19 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Slow moving in the early afternoon as my body struggles to rid itself of various toxins.  My synapses are worn to nubs and are failing to transmit essential messages to the Central Processor.&nbsp;... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940988'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Beware the Famished  (PLUS:  Thoughts on the Long, Slow Death of a Wookiee)]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940812</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940812</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:11:26 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[ Listen, I wouldn't worry about Chewbacca.  I know him, and he hasn't missed a Life Day yet, right?  Luke Skywalker   Man, I was feeling like white lightning ... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940812'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[On Ruffling Undergarments]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940290</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940290</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 15:09:48 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Well, shit.  I just can't seem to get by in this place.  It appears that every time I open my mouth, someone deletes my comment or gets offended because I chose to tender a dissenting opinion in an... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940290'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Place of Human Mess]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940042</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940042</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 13:43:12 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[The day has grown dark out here in this cushy suburb of Chicago where people are boring and live or die based on their annual investment returns.  Life is dull.  Indeed.  Sometimes it feels as if t... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969940042'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Big Fat Weasel Named L. Ron]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969939929</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969939929</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:48:59 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I don't engage in BlogoWars as a general rule.  That is to say, I try not to spit castigations at people based on their vague and ill-defined cyberpersonas, but every now and then, someone arouses ... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969939929'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Just Another Freak]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969939698</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969939698</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:55:48 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[It's February 20, 2007, the two-year anniversary of Hunter S. Thompson's death, and I feel obligated to write another obituary of sorts in light of the current circumstances.  We are in dark times, fo... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969939698'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Slay Me, Swine.  I Want the Pain.]]></title><link>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969939308</link><guid>http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969939308</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:18:21 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Fuck.  The server at WritingUp is down, and I have no way of sifting through the pages of bunk I've amassed over the past year on that site, so it's time to add an ill-advised and altogether useless a... <a href='http://evilmammoth.tblog.com/post/1969939308'>more from evilmammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Radiation Junkie]]></title><link>http://EvilMammoth.tblog.com/post/1969937169</link><guid>http://EvilMammoth.tblog.com/post/1969937169</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:50:36 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I'd hate to be the sort of pretentious swine who tenders warnings about himself without letting words speak for themselves.  That's what words do, after all.  Quite frequently, however, their natur... <a href='http://EvilMammoth.tblog.com/post/1969937169'>more from EvilMammoth...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Obligatory Welcome:  Teeth to the Grindstone and Promises of a Dismal Year Ahead]]></title><link>http://EvilMammoth.tblog.com/post/1969936813</link><guid>http://EvilMammoth.tblog.com/post/1969936813</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 15:08:35 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Hello there, cybermutants.  This is my obligatory welcome post, which exists now for two reasons:  1) I am lazy and don't feel like writing a real post, and 2) see number 1.

Good.  Now that... <a href='http://EvilMammoth.tblog.com/post/1969936813'>more from EvilMammoth...</a>]]></description></item></channel></rss>