<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8' standalone='yes'?><rss version='2.0'><channel><title>My Blog Feed</title><link>http://www.tblog.com/</link><description>A tBlog Blog!</description><lastBuildDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:28:19 -0700</lastBuildDate><language>en-us</language><item><title><![CDATA[Thank fuck for that!]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/381670</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/381670</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Mate, what a load off.  I finally did what I knew was right.  Like, I'd more or less decided to quit a few days back.  (See below.)  That all changed when Pancreas did a shit-hot job of convin... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/381670'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[My little Olympian]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/378584</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/378584</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Yeah, I know, you're all saying, "What the fuck's going on, Mark?  You say one thing on this blog, then go and do something entirely ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/378584'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[My inner conflict... and final decision]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/378439</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/378439</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[It's pretty obvious that most comment posters to this blog are just wankerheads out to white ant my confidence big time.  But every now and then one of them says something that - although usually way ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/378439'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Considering my political future...]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/377819</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/377819</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Yep, that's right.  I'm "considering my political future".  Mulling it all over with the other half, the sprogs and the quack.  ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/377819'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[My public statement]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/377422</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/377422</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Fair dinkum, I'm really starting to arc up about this controversy about my alleged slackness re the tsunami disaster.  Like, now the hacks are claiming that I said fuck-all on ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/377422'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Planning required]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/375933</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/375933</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Fair dinkum, things are looking a little tenuous around here.  I think the poor buggers who run the joint are having server trouble or something, becasue my blog keeps bloody disappearing!  I ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/375933'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jennifer Hawkins, the chickgeist, and me...]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/373264</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/373264</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I've always had a finger - if not my whole hand - on the pulse (or zeitgeist) of this bonzer nation.  I've long known, for instance, that I was destined to become PM.  (Okay, not this time.  But one d... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/373264'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bloody bewildered still]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/372622</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/372622</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Mate, I'm still shaken to my core by this bloody Indian Ocean catastrophe.  I'm having nightmares and shit - no shit! The big problem for me is there's no one to blame.  See, if I could arc up... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/372622'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Portents of doom for your truly?]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/371962</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/371962</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Here we go.  I've just discovered that 2005 is the Year of the Rooster.  It's got me worried, fair dinkum... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/371962'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sombre as]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/371458</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/371458</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[G'day again.  Apologies for being a real slackarse and not posting for several days.  But to be honest I was utterly stonkered from my bastard year, and of course recovering from all the recen... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/371458'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Peckerheads with poison pencils]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/366512</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/366512</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Fair dinkum, I've put up with shitloads of abuse this year.  And I find it pretty easy to shrug off most of it.  But the stuff that riles me the most is crap from cartoonists.  Fuck!  They shit me so ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/366512'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Andrew Bartlett's lucky strike]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/364228</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/364228</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[You know how Andrew Bartlett is on a hunger strike for the poor pricks in Baxter detention centre?  Yeah, well when I first heard... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/364228'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[I am a bronzed Aussie]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/362893</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/362893</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Readers of this blog will know that I have endured a hell of a lot this year.  Fair dinkum, it's been a veritable shit-storm of bad luck.I was recently applying my super-charged frontal lobe t... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/362893'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA["Scrotum party"]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/360721</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/360721</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Mate, I'm getting really worried about some of the people who lob here, you know. Like, I just had a perve at my stats, and noticed that some prick arrived via a Google search for ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/360721'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The C-word]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/360700</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/360700</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Here we go.  One of Rupert's rotties has decided to beat up a story about my annual festive season card.  Cop an optic of it.  It sucks up to the Arselicker big time, freely quoting his disdai... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/360700'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Deja spew!]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/356553</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/356553</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Bloody hell!Things are going from shithouse, to even shithouser!Sally Robbins is in the news again.... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/356553'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[White ants]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/354875</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/354875</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[This gig just gets harder and harder, fair dinkum.  Like, just when I'm most in need of support, bloody Bob McMullan starts slyly sewing seeds of doubt about my capacity to lead doesn't he?   ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/354875'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Feathers fly]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/351283</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/351283</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[This turkey Piers Clackerman - who has been called a penguin in the past (by Mike Carlton, if I remember correctly) - has outdone himself with this ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/351283'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rooster eats crow]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/349043</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/349043</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Well I'll be!That leaky little dipstick Stephen Conroy has decided to pre-empt my planned dressing down with a bit of weekend gro... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/349043'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Burning too much midnight oil?]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/348891</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/348891</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Everyone's banging on about how I'm a liability  for Labor.  But what about Peter Garrett?  Bloody wuss exp... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/348891'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm here to stay!]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/347714</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/347714</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Fair dinkum, I'm getting majorly shat off with all these predictions about my imminent political demise. Like, here, Michael Costello (who I'm sure shares the bastard genes of his knobheaded n... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/347714'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Me sexist? - Mark Two]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/344610</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/344610</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Mate, people think that I' ve had an easy run with the press.  But that's a crock, fair dinkum.Like, they're always white-anting me.  Accusing me of sexism, and that.  Just because I called so... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/344610'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Me sexist?]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/340152</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/340152</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Now that the new Speaker's been chosen, isn't it interesting that this hack would mention that I called Bronwyn Bishop "Scary Spice" ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/340152'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sheilas and the law]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/339265</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/339265</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Here we go. Miranda Devine-Inspiration arcs up about the fact that Karen Ellis didn't get four years in deep lock for ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/339265'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA["Gravitas"]]></title><link>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/333765</link><guid>http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/333765</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Mate, these hacks.  Fuck but they shit me.  They're still wheeling out the old line that I'm a liability who blew the election for Labor.  And that I am ... <a href='http://MarkL.tblog.com/post/333765'>more from MarkL...</a>]]></description></item></channel></rss>