<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8' standalone='yes'?><rss version='2.0'><channel><title>My Blog Feed</title><link>http://www.tblog.com/</link><description>A tBlog Blog!</description><lastBuildDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:37:34 -0800</lastBuildDate><language>en-us</language><item><title><![CDATA[My 3rd Annual Oscar Recap]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1970051188</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1970051188</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:37:28 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[The 81st annual Academy Awards ceremony kicked off live from Hollywood, so suffice it to say, it is time for their 3rd annual kick in their crotch from me. Selected to host this year was Pe... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1970051188'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Beijing Olympics Recap]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1970012937</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1970012937</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:29:30 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[


Beijing Olympics Recap

Every four years, an event occurs that is so historic, so momentous, so unparalleled, so anticipated by mil... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1970012937'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[My 2008 Oscar Recap]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969976279</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969976279</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:35:28 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[

It is time for my third annual Oscar recap after the 80th edition of the show aired on Sunday evening. Rain... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969976279'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[And the winner is...]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969940330</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969940330</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 18:04:59 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[
Here it is…it’s time for my second annual Oscar recap. Stars gathered Sunday evening for the 79th edition, live from Hollywood, California. 

... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969940330'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[It must be love...or something like it]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969881842</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969881842</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:17:32 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I recently got one of those Myspace messages most of us who belong to that site periodically get from people looking to hook up (or so they say). I decided to play along, intentionally indicating init... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969881842'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Oscar Recap]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969875031</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969875031</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2006 13:42:26 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[The 78th annual Academy Awards ceremony was held this past Sunday evening. Missed it? No worries! I’ve got it covered for you right here.

Jon Stewart hosted the festivities. He wasn’t the be... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969875031'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Oscar Recap]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969874677</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969874677</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:11:54 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[The 78th annual Academy Awards ceremony was held this past Sunday evening. Missed it? No worries! I’ve got it covered for you right here.

Jon Stewart hosted the festivities. He wasn’t the be... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969874677'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Olympic Recap]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969872574</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969872574</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 15:15:44 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[So, the 2006 Turin Winter Olympics recently wrapped up. You say you missed it? Not a problem! I’m here to recap the festivities for you. We all know Italy has a grand sporting tradition, from…
... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969872574'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Website and Forum]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969780656</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969780656</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I'm kind of stuck in a creative drought. I really haven't had time lately to try to think. For those who need a fix, you might want to delve into my we... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969780656'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[How To Deal With A Bully]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969751434</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969751434</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Here's yet another product of my idle time for your...enjoyment?How To Deal With A Bully High school. A time of life only the strong survive. Unfortunately you're not so s... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969751434'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Even More Fun With Spam!]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969721321</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969721321</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I received this in my e-mail box today. It’s been a while since I had fun with one of these, and this one was refreshingly different from your typical Nigerian scam spam. First, the e-mail I receive... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969721321'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cannibals! Cannibals! Cannibals!]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969716494</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969716494</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Ok, this was a bit I wrote years and ye... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969716494'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[100 Greatest Movies Of All Time]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969707601</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969707601</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[The AFI’s 100 Greatest Movies Of All Time (taken from jennjr's blog)To play along, copy and paste this list, and bold the ones you've seen:1. CITIZEN KANE (1941)2. CASA... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969707601'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Who knew?]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969704604</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969704604</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Y... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969704604'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Prefabricated E-mail]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969703657</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969703657</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[E-mail Made Easy. I Do the Work. You Get The Credit. We all know how time consuming e-mail can be. Hell, it can be a full time job in itself. So, I... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969703657'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[War on Iraq poetry assault]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969693536</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969693536</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[*Two new ones added 06/19/05*Yet another three more of my own added 06/13/05*Three more of my own added 06/11/05Surrogate has proposed a competition open to all tbloggers to write poem... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/1969693536'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's Still All About The Orgasm (a few more)]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/475052</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/475052</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Just expanding on my last blog with a few more that came to mind.Sex  with a god will give you a - ThorgasmNymphomaniacs may get a - bedsoregasmCollege students have a - sophom... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/475052'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's All About The Orgasm...]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/474237</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/474237</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Surrogate kindly brought it to my attention that Tim Kazurinsky did something similar to the following on an SNL news segment. I wasn't aware of it so any resemblance is coincidental. I hate when some... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/474237'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[More Fun With A Spammer]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/469752</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/469752</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I responded to a new con artist's e-mail (a different variation of the Nigerian scam). First read her e-mail (in bold text). My response follows.  I am Miss Mariam Aledu, a daughter of ... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/469752'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Having Fun With A Spammer]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/468011</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/468011</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I received a new version of the old Nigerian scam some time ago. I decided to have some fun with the spammer. The e-mail I received is in bold type below. My reply follows.Dear Friend,As you ... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/468011'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[What you should know about rice]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/465030</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/465030</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[You know how nurses go around schools checking for nits and lice? They use these long sticks to comb through the kids' hair. They're kind of reminiscent of chopsticks, which the Chinese use to eat the... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/465030'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ten More Ways To Get An Elephant Into A Car]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/460405</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/460405</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[This one is for EvilEye because she likes elephants. I'd say it's more of an unhealthy infatuation, but who am I to judge? I actually wrote these many moons ago... I stumbled across the home... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/460405'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Of Elephants And The Arts]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/459028</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/459028</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[You know, not once have I seen an elephant while visiting an art gallery. I'm not referring to paintings and sculptures. I mean actual elephants. This only leads me to the conclusion that elephants ju... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/459028'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Battling rays of death]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/458274</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/458274</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I can understand being afraid of the dark. Although you're not really afraid of the lack of colour, but what might be lurking unseen in the darkness. But now with the depletion of the ozone layer, we ... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/458274'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Metal Plate]]></title><link>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/456655</link><guid>http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/456655</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I keep telling kids that it's not polite to laugh at people with plates in their heads. Then I stick another refrigerator magnet to my head and they can't help themselves.... <a href='http://bawdy.tblog.com/post/456655'>more from bawdy...</a>]]></description></item></channel></rss>