<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8' standalone='yes'?><rss version='2.0'><channel><title>My Blog Feed</title><link>http://www.tblog.com/</link><description>A tBlog Blog!</description><lastBuildDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:47:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><language>en-us</language><item><title><![CDATA[Joke]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970061571</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970061571</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:46:54 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A guy stands up in a bar and yells, &quot;All lawyers are assholes!&quot;Another guy stands up and yells, &quot;I resent that!&quot;The first guy says, &quot;Are you a lawyer?&quot;... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970061571'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hee]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970060715</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970060715</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:58:34 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;Was just poking through old stuff and found this again. I'm pretty sure I st... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970060715'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Fine Readers...]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970056005</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970056005</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 08:32:52 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Somebody did a Google search on THIS and found me:

bitch talk to me dirty while i rub my dick


Impressive!
Doug... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970056005'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Greetings, Earthlings]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970052354</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970052354</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:16:04 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Been a long time since I posted here. Credit LadyG for getting me off my ass to write something new. 

I left my band back in September. It was a shitty, hard thing to do, but I was no longer abl... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970052354'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970006756</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970006756</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:05:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Do you know what's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's cock.



Love,
Dougie
(You know it's good when even *I* am almost offended)... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1970006756'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Another Joke]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969990180</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969990180</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 06:47:19 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Three Englishmen are drinking together and decide they want to pick a fight with someone. They notice an Irishman by himself at a table and they walk up to him.

The first Englishman says, "Hey, ... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969990180'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969983064</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969983064</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:30:31 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[For his birthday, a little boy asked for a 10-speed bicycle.&quot;Son, we'd love to give you one,&quot; his father said, &quot;but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your Mom just ... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969983064'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fuckin' Heroes]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969981541</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969981541</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:09:41 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I saw Doug Stanhope for the second time Sunday night. I've got all the albums and a pile of bootlegs, but this was easily one of his finest performances.

You will be hard pressed to find a more ... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969981541'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm Not Anonymous, But...]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969978559</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969978559</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:49:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Go do a search for "anonymous" and "Scientology".

Whether you agree with their methodology or not, it's hard for a rational person not to take pleasure in the efforts of Anonymous.

I fucki... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969978559'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[If'n Ya Wanna Hear Some Toons]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969977046</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969977046</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:42:18 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[My new Myspace page (the old one's still active too)

www.myspace.com/dougbouchermusic

The music there will rotate fairly often. Enjoy!

Love,
Dougie... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969977046'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Buy My Breakfast!]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976623</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976623</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:23:15 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[http://tinyurl.com/2yon7e

Rent's due!
Dougie... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976623'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Buy My Breakfast!]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976622</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976622</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:21:47 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Virgin-Mary-Omelette_W0QQitemZ110229186410QQihZ001QQcategoryZ13771QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Rent's due!
Dougie... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976622'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Remembering Bill Hicks]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976296</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976296</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:14:02 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Fourteen years ago today, one of my favorite people left us.

RIP, BIll.

... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976296'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gawd, I Love Lewis Black ]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976263</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976263</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:28:44 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[http://punchlinemagazine.com/blog/?p=670... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969976263'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cute Little Farts]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969975389</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969975389</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 19:07:53 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Katie (who now prefers to be called Kat) is staying with me tonight since she doesn't have school tomorrow.

She released an unbelievable fart today. The kind of fart Al Gore would make a movie a... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969975389'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Joke]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969974399</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969974399</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:39:02 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A man dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says "There are 3 rooms here and you can choose which one you want to spend eternity in".

The Devil takes him to the first room ... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969974399'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[More Than A Fuckin' Feeling]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969971883</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969971883</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:45:40 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[My stats show that somebody punched this into Google anmd hit my blog:



scholz is a faggot that likes to suck dick



I think that's goddamn hilarious. Unfortunately, it'... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969971883'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[One For The Kiddies]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969970303</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969970303</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 13:53:39 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969970303'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Word Of The Week]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969970144</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969970144</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:02:36 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Assbagel

One of my students used that yesterday, and I nearly shit myself laughing. 

Love,
Dougie... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969970144'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Diary Of A Snow Shoveler]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969969431</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969969431</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 07:17:55 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[DECEMBER 8:&nbsp; 6:00 PM.&nbsp; It started to snow.&nbsp; The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge, soft flakes... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969969431'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969968672</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969968672</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 23:34:20 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[&lt;object width=&quot;425&quot; height=&quot;355&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/vDTI8nlRVHg&amp;rel=1&quot;&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name=&... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969968672'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Congratulations Are In Order...]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969966676</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969966676</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:21:43 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Most of you who know me also know my ex-wife Sheryl, who also blogs sometimes here at tblog. Well, go over and send her some good wishes - she's engaged again. I'm very happy for her.... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969966676'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Guitar players think of the damndest things...]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969966540</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969966540</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:59:36 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;Ever work with someone who you just know is going to pull some shit out of h... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969966540'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[And You Thought *I* Drank A Lot....]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969966261</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969966261</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:40:17 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/society/bryonygordon/nov07/nowforsomefencesex.htm ... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969966261'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Beware Of Chimp]]></title><link>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969964309</link><guid>http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969964309</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 09:34:08 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Checking my stats, I see somebody his this blog doing a Google search for 

cornhole monkey

Be scared, folks...

Love,
Dougie ... <a href='http://eraserhead667.tblog.com/post/1969964309'>more from eraserhead667...</a>]]></description></item></channel></rss>