<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8' standalone='yes'?><rss version='2.0'><channel><title>My Blog Feed</title><link>http://www.tblog.com/</link><description>A tBlog Blog!</description><lastBuildDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:52:59 -0800</lastBuildDate><language>en-us</language><item><title><![CDATA[Fred the Mail Guy]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969971635</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969971635</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:52:53 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I live in fear of Fred the Mail Guy.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s true.&nbsp; It doesn&rsquo;t matter that I am a high-ranking member of the IT group at a major bu... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969971635'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Shopping Carts]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969964591</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969964591</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:52:19 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I don&rsquo;t ask for much in life&hellip;the little things keep me happy.&nbsp; Like not needing a blowtorch and a pair of Vice Grips just to remove the protective seal from the new coffee creamer co... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969964591'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[New Invention]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969943401</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969943401</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:17:53 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;I discovered a new invention, and it&rsquo;s going to make me rich.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a simple thing that will solve one of the major dilemmas of drivers everywhere.&nbsp; It may even br... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969943401'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why I Hate Flavor Packs]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969925545</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969925545</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:48:19 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;It all started innocently enough.&nbsp; I was at my doctor&rsquo;s office to get a pain in my foot checked out.&nbsp; As per the usual quality of HMO&rsquo;s in these fine United State... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969925545'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why I Hate Flavor Packs]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969925544</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969925544</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:48:08 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;It all started innocently enough.&nbsp; I was at my doctor&rsquo;s office to get a pain in my foot checked out.&nbsp; As per the usual quality of HMO&rsq... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969925544'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mickey Neuron]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969923578</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969923578</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:47:45 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Our dog Mickey is such a joy to have around.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what I tell people anyway.&nbsp; In reality, he&rsquo;s evil and he hates me.&nbsp; How do I know this?&nbsp; Because he torments me,... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969923578'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Toilet Radar]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969918702</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969918702</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:16:31 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I have an unhealthy relationship with my toilet.&nbsp; I think we need each other, in some warped, symbiotic way.On my end (no pun intended), I really find it hard to do a good dump an... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969918702'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love Thy Neighbor]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969917509</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969917509</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:20:23 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I love my neighbor.&nbsp; Well, not really.&nbsp; I just say that to be polite in mixed company.&nbsp; In reality he&rsquo;s got the smarts of a carriage bolt.&nbsp; But, he IS somewha... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969917509'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Long Distance call]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969916749</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969916749</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:47:09 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A short story I wrote... &ldquo;Hey Jack, any chance you can stay late tonight?&rdquo; &ldquo;No way, buddy. It&rsquo;s my anniversary, and if I don&rsquo;t take my wife out to Kemp&r... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969916749'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Caught]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969915538</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969915538</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:46:45 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Let me say right at the start that I do NOT pick my nose regularly.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s just that every now and then there&rsquo;s a stubborn little nose-nugget that is driving me crazy, and it just H... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969915538'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ode to Perfume]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969909064</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969909064</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:20:14 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[My wife and I had dinner at one of our favorite seaside restaurants last night.&nbsp; Having just come back from vacation, it was a way to try and ease back into the real... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969909064'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tyler (aka Damien)]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969901652</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969901652</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:14:52 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A friend of mine I hadn&rsquo;t seen in years came by for a visit recently.&nbsp; He came with his wife and two kids.&nbsp; This story is about the youngest one&hellip;cute, little Tyler.... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969901652'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Widdle Monster]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969897802</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969897802</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:16:35 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[This is just a quick note from our recent trip to Key West.&nbsp; As usual I took notes, and things got off to a roaring start.&nbsp; Once on the plane we were treated to a couple of psycho parents.&n... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969897802'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad Dates II]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969891418</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969891418</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2006 02:17:47 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Here&rsquo;s another in the Bad Date series&hellip;I had picked up my girlfriend of the time at her parent&rsquo;s house.&nbsp; We were both pretty young, so neither of us had an apartment.&nbsp; B... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969891418'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Where's The %@#^% Toilet Paper?]]></title><link>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969891195</link><guid>http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969891195</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 02:05:55 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[As I approach the second-half of my life, I&rsquo;m happy to report that, on occasion, I actually do learn a thing or two.&nbsp; Granted, it usually takes repeated applications for stuff to sink in... <a href='http://gfak40.tblog.com/post/1969891195'>more from gfak40...</a>]]></description></item></channel></rss>