<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8' standalone='yes'?><rss version='2.0'><channel><title>My Blog Feed</title><link>http://www.tblog.com/</link><description>A tBlog Blog!</description><lastBuildDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:26:08 -0700</lastBuildDate><language>en-us</language><item><title><![CDATA[I Should Have Answered the Phone]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969983057</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969983057</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:26:02 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[It was a muggy Sunday afternoon. My head was pounding. I had spent the majority of the afternoon lying prone under the back end of a riding mower...couldn't get that fucking drive belt off. My head wa... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969983057'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Should Have Answered the Phone]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969983055</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969983055</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:24:25 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[It was a muggy Sunday afternoon. My head was pounding. I had spent the majority of the afternoon lying prone under the back end of a riding mower...couldn't get that fucking drive belt off. My head wa... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969983055'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bye]]></title><link>http://Heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969970349</link><guid>http://Heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969970349</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:09:33 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Goodbye, cruel world,
I'm leavin' you today.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

Goodbye, all you people,
there's nothin' you can say
to make me... <a href='http://Heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969970349'>more from Heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Death Star Galaxy]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969968977</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969968977</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:27:51 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Wow! Simply astounding.

Astronomy has come a long way in 20 years. Just 25 years ago we were finally finding tin... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969968977'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dogs > People]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969968275</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969968275</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:47:26 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[NOTE: I originally titled this post "Of Shootings and Other Things," where I was going to talk about the recent mall/church shootings, but I went off on this Michael Vick riff and it ended u... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969968275'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Boneless Spiral Ham...]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969968164</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969968164</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 07:43:41 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[...Delicious for Chanukah!

No, I'm not kidding. (Scroll down to the "Catchy Caption of the Day.")

That's pretty damn funny, right ther... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969968164'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Heavyarmses Christmas Morning Casserole]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969967622</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969967622</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:17:19 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[This is completely off the wall, but between writing about politics and other shit I'm all worded out, I guess. So, here is my very own special recipe for the breakfast casserole I fix every year on C... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969967622'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[What absolute [censored] [censored]!]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969967069</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969967069</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:21:21 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[The actual title for this post is "What absolute fucking bullshit," but I knew that wouldn't pass muster. 

Last night during the Republican presidential debate aired on CNN, one Mr. ... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969967069'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[S-C-R-A-B-B-L-E]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969966998</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969966998</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:31:13 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[NOTE: Everywhere you see &trade, it should be showing the little TM symbol. This works in some browsers and not in others. I'm too inept to know how to fix this, and I'm too lazy to go look ... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969966998'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Charlie Brown Christmas]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969966784</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969966784</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:03:30 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A Charlie Brown Christmas will air tonight at 7pm Central. You know, for those of you that go for that sort of thing. 

Did... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969966784'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Heavyarms' Random Thanksgiving Thoughts]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965915</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965915</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:53:57 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[- Is there anything better on Thanksgiving than sweet potato casserole with that crunchy pecan caramel glaze on top?

- Well, besides a fried turkey, I mean? Seriously, if you've never had one of... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965915'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[This Old House]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965289</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965289</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:07:36 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I was goofing off at work today, playing with Google Maps when it suddenly occurred to me that I had never looked up the house I grew up in. My house was about 5 miles west of Alexandria, Louisiana, o... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965289'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Woman Who Would be President]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965156</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965156</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:05:56 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A set up. 

At a campaign stop in Iowa last Tuesday, one Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton-Rodham was visiting a biodiesel plant. Naturally, there were more reporters than actual Iowa voters in atte... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965156'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Cruelty of Children]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965054</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965054</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:58:30 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I was outside changing the brake pads on my car and listening to the Saints game over the radio. Lil' Heavyarms, my 7-year old son, was in the backyard playing with his dog, Tater Tot. I lo... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969965054'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[What My Son Thinks of Me]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969964618</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969964618</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:56:47 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I'm sitting down to a family dinner with my wife and kids Sunday. The topic of conversation is the upcoming baby shower for my sister-in-law's (wife's sister) sister-in-law (my sister-in-law's husband... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969964618'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Heavyarms' Essential Halloween Viewing List]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969963844</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969963844</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:27:57 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I dig Halloween. It's probably my favorite non-religious holiday and probably the only holiday that I find myself anticipating weeks in advance. I even look forward to putting out my Jack-O'-Lanterns.... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969963844'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Final Word on the Jena "Six"]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969962694</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969962694</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:38:00 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Well, after it is all said and done, little, innocent, civil rights martyr Mychal Bell, one of the members of the Jena "Six," has been put back in jail... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969962694'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[More on Jena]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969961126</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969961126</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:36:22 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[An all white jury hides the executioner's face
See how we are, me and you?
Everyone here needs to know their place
Let's keep this blackbird hidden in the flue

Chorus... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969961126'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[An Ode to Ribs]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969960144</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969960144</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:32:30 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Ahhh, the rib. It doesn't really matter what kind of rib we're talking about, pork, beef...ribs are good. I LOVE ribs. They are the perfect food. They require no utensils, they come with their ... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969960144'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Replacing the Replaceable]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969960106</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969960106</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:33:37 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I've been working at my new job for two and a half weeks. I'm enjoying it. It's fast-paced and there's lots of pressure to get stuff done, but ... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969960106'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[More from the "Religion of Peace"]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959966</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959966</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:52:24 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Hundreds of Girls' Schools in Pakistan Closed After Militant Threats - More than 100 girls' schools were closed down in no... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959966'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[In the Flesh]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959577</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959577</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:23:57 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[
So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show.
To feel the warm thrill of confusion,
That space cadet glow.
I've got some bad news for you, sunshine,
Pink isn't... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959577'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Racism Alive and Well in Louisiana]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959438</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959438</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:18:40 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[But it ain't in Jena, fuckers. 

In 2003, Mr. Eddie Jordan took office as Orleans Parish District Attorney. A mere eight days after taking office he fired 53 employees from the District Attorney ... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959438'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ridiculosity]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959213</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959213</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:35:41 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Today's Ridiculous item:

My wife noticed this last night. I was surprised because usually I notice these things right away and she had to point it out to me this time. It's from one of those ... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959213'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Wrath of KHHHAAAAAAN!]]></title><link>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959200</link><guid>http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959200</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:55:25 -0700</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I got my "Special Unrated Director's Cut Collector's Edition" DVD of ... <a href='http://heavyarms.tblog.com/post/1969959200'>more from heavyarms...</a>]]></description></item></channel></rss>