skumora posts: How to fuck?
If your partner thinks that you suck (I mean you actually don't suck a cock or pussy) in bed then you need lessons on how to have sex. | August 27, 3:06 pm |
barnabus1 posts: Analogy
Good AnalogyThere's an old sea story in the Navy about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the Chief Boson's Mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps i... | August 27, 12:09 pm |
barnabus1 posts: Barber
One day a florist went to a barber located in Washington, DC, for a haircut. After the haircut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'... | August 27, 8:55 am |
thoolou posts: Obamas hit the beach
| August 27, 8:32 am |
barnabus1 posts: Encircle the Cat...
Circle the Cat ~ Okay, every one BREAK TIME: give it a shot. http://www.members.shaw.ca/gf3/circle-the-cat.html | August 27, 8:07 am |
gfak40 posts: Assaulted
I got assaulted this morning. It happened as I was walking to work. It was early, and few people were around at that time. But the sun was shining, and it was a beautiful day. I have to walk about 200... | August 27, 5:44 am |
scubadiva posts: Diva's Birthday Debacle
My birthday was Monday. Weekend was spent with various friends - spa day, dinners, etc. Was nice - low key. I had wanted to throw myself a birthday party but I have 'issues' with throwing one - 15 yea... | August 26, 2:03 am |
barnabus1 posts: Some Funnies
Said the preacher to the farmer, "Do you belong to a Christian family?" Farmer: "No, I live two farms down the road." Preacher "No I mean are you lost?" Fa... | August 25, 2:00 pm |
skumora posts: Girls pissing in balcony
Remember how girls like pissing everywhere except the bathrooms? Yep, we already saw chicks peeing on concrete or grass?I am now realizing that taking a leak on a balcony can be quite liberatin... | August 24, 3:15 pm |
onsunday posts: And ..they lived happily ever after...
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I... | August 24, 1:07 pm |
ropoy posts: I like this!
I find this very amusing!!!
| August 22, 10:08 am |
barnabus1 posts: Sometimes
S O M E T I M E S &nb... | August 21, 7:35 pm |
bronwynj posts: Unhappy?
(more here ) | August 17, 7:38 pm |
skumora posts: How to fuck bread?
What if a girl cannot have a cock sandwich? Or if she cannot fuck a fish! Or have sex with a hot dog! Maybe banana sex!She can always fuck a loaf of bread. | August 17, 6:31 pm |
barnabus1 posts: Cheer u p
1 . If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! 2 . Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting ... | August 16, 2:53 pm |
barnabus1 posts: Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home t... | August 14, 5:46 pm |
thoolou posts: Onion: Advocacy Group Denounces PETA Treatment of Wymmen
Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women | August 14, 4:03 pm |
skumora posts: Thinking in the bathroom
I am sure that like so many people you probably do a lot of thinking in the bathroom while taking a shit. To avoid that, I simply read. The only activity acceptable to me is a bathroom or... | August 13, 11:36 am |
skumora posts: Speedos banned in Britain
That is the only swimwear I use and have.I must boycott Britain till they keep the ban on Speedos. | August 12, 2:05 pm |
barnabus1 posts: Scientist & Bubba
Scientist & Bubba After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, and they came ... | August 12, 12:35 pm |
barnabus1 posts: A Few Funnies!
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.It was assumed that a... | August 11, 3:31 pm |
skumora posts: I love pink tee
No wait, I love pink but in blue.Funny Japanese! | August 11, 2:31 pm |
fatiezaha posts: lol
hari ni merupakan hari yg sangat teruk pada aku..hari ini dalam sejarah - "majlis jasamu dikenang jadi majlis diriku tak tenang"tapi..bila terkenang balik..rasa nak gelak mengilai kuat2 pon ... | August 10, 2:38 am |
scubadiva posts: Diva Almost Quit Her Job
Thursday was a sucky day. I closed a large deal last Friday that needed to be fast-tracked as it's promoting an event 14 days away. Discussions with implementation team in the days leading up to the d... | August 8, 2:42 am |
Barnabus1 posts: Smart Car hehe
Smart Car…1 Smart Car 2 Between 2 Trucks!! | August 6, 1:43 pm |
