scubadiva posts: For Your Amusement
I was having lunch with a client/friend. We've known each other for a few years. We always have fun. She was telling me that Overstock dot com now offers sex toys. I get texts from Overstock abou... | November 7, 6:35 am |
scubadiva posts: Untitled
Dating lately has been rather... bleak.I dated a Persian guy a few times. Coffee, dinner a few times. He brought flowers several times. He offered to trim the bushes on the side of my house one Saturd... | November 7, 6:23 am |
scubadiva posts: Untitled
Dating lately has been rather... bleak.I dated a Persian guy a few times. Coffee, dinner a few times. He brought flowers several times. He offered to trim the bushes on the side of my house one Saturd... | November 7, 6:19 am |
scubadiva posts: Halloweenie
I was invited to the Halloween party of a client of mine. He owns more than 5 car dealerships here in Atlanta. Also does a lot of other stuff. Hot Stud & I went to his mountain home last fall. Gen... | November 7, 6:05 am |
scubadiva posts: Alive & Well-ish
Yes, I am alive. Work has had me slammed and I've been dealing with a relentless sinus infection for six weeks now. I am scheduled (finally) for surgery on my broken nose right before Xmas. I haven't ... | November 7, 5:51 am |
obento posts: 13 RULES FOR THE DESPERATE WOMAN WHO THINKS THREE GUYS LIKE HER
1) Guys won't play games like girls. Unlike us, they won't pretend to be uninterested when they actually are. So don't go thinking , " Ohh, he's watching my every move but pretends not to do so..... | November 6, 9:35 am |
barnabus1 posts: The Dead Mule...
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer... | November 2, 8:35 pm |
skumora posts: Boyfriend shows panties of girlfriend
Remember how this woman raised the skirt of her lesbian girlfriend to look her panty and of course there are all these chicks that life their skirts to let me have a look at their undies but here is... | November 2, 10:25 am |
barnabus1 posts: An Incredible Story...Good Laugh!!!
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.... | November 1, 8:04 pm |
jokebest posts: Good Sardar Jokes
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Sardar: U cheated me.Shopkeepe... | November 1, 9:36 am |
barnabus1 posts: Happy ending!!
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain." An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only salo... | October 31, 12:36 pm |
barnabus1 posts: Weakly Funny's
Weekly Funnies!!! A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb,... | October 27, 2:43 pm |
barnabus1 posts: From: Carol...Great explanation!!!
This typifies my feelings about most of the voters in this country. Is there only a a small percentage of people that are capable of COMMON SENSE THINKING? Dennis ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY O... | October 25, 6:05 pm |
barnabus1 posts: How was I born?
"May Your Day Be Filled With All Things Good" Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you wil... | October 21, 11:45 am |
barnabus1 posts: Weekly Funnies
On his first skydive, a guy gets ready to make his first jump. His jump master sees he's nervous and says, "Don't worry. Just get out there, arch, count to ten, and pull your ripcord. If there's ... | October 21, 11:35 am |
barnabus1 posts: Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess
Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess A lawyer boarded a plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to refrigerate them for him.He advised her that he was holding... | October 19, 7:55 pm |
barnabus1 posts: Fertilized egg business
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.He kept records, and any rooster not performingwent into th... | October 19, 7:50 pm |
skumora posts: Insert things into ass
I think this gives a whole new meaning to rear entry.I love those red panties though. | October 16, 2:31 pm |
barnabus1 posts: On The Lighter Side.....
> > A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each> > other the silent treatment.> > Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,> > He would need h... | October 14, 8:29 am |
skumora posts: January Jones loser
Ashton Kutcher called January Jones a loser. | October 13, 3:00 pm |
skumora posts: Loser checklist
Find out if your boyfriend is a loser. | October 13, 2:48 pm |
skumora posts: Girl peeing in bathtub
Of course girls will generally take a leak in the toilet but I have noticed ladies letting the urine out in the shower and now this: just let it all flow in the bathtub. I guess it is better th... | October 9, 2:30 pm |
skumora posts: Gift box hat
Does this crazy hat look like a gift box or a box of chocolates? | October 9, 2:03 pm |
ropoy posts: A Child's Honest Prayer
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say,&rdqu... | October 8, 7:26 pm |
ropoy posts: The Sink
I just killed a cockroach while washing dishes in the kitchen a while ago. It was pretty nasty! Luckily, I saw that little no good roach roaming in my kitchen sink . At first, the presence of that thi... | October 7, 8:23 am |
