scubadiva posts: My Furry Little F*cker
I've lived in my home for 10 years. Recently, when I come downstairs in the morning, the door going out to my garage has been open. I haven't always locked it. (I know, bad homeowner.)I thought m... | November 18, 5:59 pm |
scubadiva posts: Rollercoaster Ride
I've been doing more speaking engagements and radio interviews. Today was one of each - I was interviewed for an hour about medical marketing for a podcasted radio show. Then I was asked to fill-in fo... | November 18, 5:13 pm |
scubadiva posts: Rollercoaster Ride
I've been doing more speaking engagements and radio interviews. Today was one of each - I was interviewed for an hour about medical marketing for a podcasted radio show. Then I was asked to fill-in fo... | November 18, 5:12 pm |
barnabus1 posts: A Few Conservative Jokes....
A few conservative jokes. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.**********************America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Hall... | November 18, 12:50 pm |
barnabus1 posts: Weekly Funny...oldie!
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates, by St. Peter himself. However the gates are closed. St. Peter said, "Well it's certainly good to see ... | November 18, 10:09 am |
skumora posts: Guy wondering if wear a bra or not
When sluts like Lindsay Lohan dress up they might wonder if they should wear a bra or not because she is seen so often going braless. I did not know that guys who wear bras had the same dilemm... | November 16, 11:00 am |
fractalmom posts: Circadian Rhythm and Me.
Every single year since the stupid STUPID idea was started, all spring long, all through summer and well into fall I am out of sync. See, when I grew up, Daytime was just daytime and nighttim... | November 16, 8:12 am |
barnabus1 posts: 30 Lines to make you smile!
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.3.. I Work Hard... | November 15, 1:13 pm |
barnabus1 posts: Bad Days
Some Days Aren't Worth Getting Out Of Bed A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring Cut off from his willy. According to the attending Nurse, the girl friend found the ring in hispants pocke... | November 15, 1:11 pm |
jokebest posts: Husband Wife Great Jokes
Husband Wife Great Jokes1. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai .... Paisa apka ... F... | November 10, 7:13 am |
barnabus1 posts: Weekly...or weakly Funny's
Weekly...or weakly Funny'sHow do you decide who to marry? a 10 year old lad was asked"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like ... | November 9, 7:16 pm |
scubadiva posts: Bliss
In bed enjoying a steaming mug of coffee. Tuxie is laying across my lap - appears that he is fascinated with what I am writing. Anna Karina is on tv - Velvet seems to be fascinated with that. (I guess... | November 8, 5:23 am |
scubadiva posts: For Your Amusement
I was having lunch with a client/friend. We've known each other for a few years. We always have fun. She was telling me that Overstock dot com now offers sex toys. I get texts from Overstock abou... | November 7, 6:35 am |
scubadiva posts: Untitled
Dating lately has been rather... bleak.I dated a Persian guy a few times. Coffee, dinner a few times. He brought flowers several times. He offered to trim the bushes on the side of my house one Saturd... | November 7, 6:23 am |
scubadiva posts: Untitled
Dating lately has been rather... bleak.I dated a Persian guy a few times. Coffee, dinner a few times. He brought flowers several times. He offered to trim the bushes on the side of my house one Saturd... | November 7, 6:19 am |
scubadiva posts: Halloweenie
I was invited to the Halloween party of a client of mine. He owns more than 5 car dealerships here in Atlanta. Also does a lot of other stuff. Hot Stud & I went to his mountain home last fall. Gen... | November 7, 6:05 am |
scubadiva posts: Alive & Well-ish
Yes, I am alive. Work has had me slammed and I've been dealing with a relentless sinus infection for six weeks now. I am scheduled (finally) for surgery on my broken nose right before Xmas. I haven't ... | November 7, 5:51 am |
obento posts: 13 RULES FOR THE DESPERATE WOMAN WHO THINKS THREE GUYS LIKE HER
1) Guys won't play games like girls. Unlike us, they won't pretend to be uninterested when they actually are. So don't go thinking , " Ohh, he's watching my every move but pretends not to do so..... | November 6, 9:35 am |
barnabus1 posts: The Dead Mule...
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer... | November 2, 8:35 pm |
skumora posts: Boyfriend shows panties of girlfriend
Remember how this woman raised the skirt of her lesbian girlfriend to look her panty and of course there are all these chicks that life their skirts to let me have a look at their undies but here is... | November 2, 10:25 am |
barnabus1 posts: An Incredible Story...Good Laugh!!!
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.... | November 1, 8:04 pm |
jokebest posts: Good Sardar Jokes
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? Sardar: U cheated me.Shopkeepe... | November 1, 9:36 am |
barnabus1 posts: Happy ending!!
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain." An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only salo... | October 31, 12:36 pm |
barnabus1 posts: Weakly Funny's
Weekly Funnies!!! A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb,... | October 27, 2:43 pm |
barnabus1 posts: From: Carol...Great explanation!!!
This typifies my feelings about most of the voters in this country. Is there only a a small percentage of people that are capable of COMMON SENSE THINKING? Dennis ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY O... | October 25, 6:05 pm |
