My nickname is Assalicious. This isn't due to me having a large and bootylicious bottom as to be quite honest it's flat as a frickin' pancake. I, however, have been blessed with many other fine attributes and if an ass had been included I would be perfection. *bustin' out laughin'*

The nickname Assalicious was given to me by a friend who helped me start this blog years ago. It's a state of being. I am an asshat magnet and am currently in much needed therapy to rid myself of this detrimental personality trait. This is my blog and these are my stories...........BONG BONG!