I almost never fail to be uninteresting and altogether full of myself for that very reason. In fact, I take concentrated pride that I am able to be such a contemptible bore on a whim.

I am moderately well-read, enjoy a good film now and then, and under no circumstances plan to raise any children. I simply could not justify any sort of genetic perpetuation that would damn a child to a life of neurosis, catatonic introspection, and excessive masturbation.

I am in love with a sturdy Norwegian film actress who is something like sixty years my senior. That is probably the most important thing to know about me.