M ischievous
E ccentric
T ruthful
R ocker
O riginal
S porting
E bullient
X treme
U nderstanding
A rtistic
L oving

-To the outsider,am presumed to be shy,quiet and introverted

-Amongst close friends,am known to be capable of extremely idiotic behavior

-Loves good food...a substandard meal ruins my disposition immediately

-At an average chewing rate of 40x per mouthful, is a very promising candidate for the Guiness World Book of Records' slowest eating title

-Annoyingly health conscious...be very afraid, all you lovers of powdered iced teas, MSG-packed instant noodles and pharmaceutical paracetamol @ Panadol, for I could nag you, scare you and reduce you to a sobbing wreck

-Chronic daydreamer and hallucinator...there must be a pseudo-LSD gland in me somewhere...

-Loves children and animals...their innocence and joie de vivre can be such a refreshing change to the selfish, cynical rantings of most adults

-Ego intolerant,pretentiousness-weary,drama queen and prima donna allergic

-Harbors dreams of becoming a capitalist-whipping environmental activist someday (that's being realistic)

-Also harbors dreams of becoming a leather clad,heavily eyelined,Ibanez-wielding rock God (that's being idealistic)

-Thinks cannabis candy should be legalised and freely distributed by traffic police to reduce flaring tempers and road rage, amongst other things (that's being idiotic,cos that ain't gonna happen in Malaysia...right?)

-Worships the likes of Jimmy Page,Joe Satriani,John Petrucci and Eddie van Halen

-Binges on tomato juice and anything else that's packed with vital nutrients, vitamins and minerals, with the exception of male enhancing concoctions with names so funny they'd make Darth Vader "LOL" all the way to Tatooine

-Does not belong to this decade...would have been better off as a zeitgeist-revelling hippie in Haight-Ashbury during the 60's

-Is somewhat eccentric, with regular flashes of luminous lunacy

-Enjoys intellectual banter interspersed by bits of crap

-Has a very eclectic repertoire of friends, as diverse as the hues, textures and patterns of my dad's fantastic necktie collection

Favourite Music:

The music of:
Queen, Led Zeppelin, U2, The Doors, The Darkness, Credence Clearwater Revival, The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Rolling Stones, Johnny Cash, Deep Purple, The Cars, Tears For Fears, The Police, Bob Marley, Elton John, Sade, Oasis, ACDC, Ray Charles, ZZ Top, Coldplay, A-Ha, The Eagles, Dire Straits, Status Quo, Bryan Adams, HIM, Joe Satriani, Jimi Hendrix, Chuck Berry, Snow Patrol, Van Halen, Blue Oyster Cult, Paul Van Dyke, Cream, Eric Clapton, Aerosmith, A Flock Of Seagulls, Shocking Blue, Porcupine Tree, "Peter, Bjorn and John", Prince, The Verve, Matchbox 20, James Last, Bad Company, Peter Pan, Neil Diamond, Sisters of Mercy, Andy Williams, Earth Wind & Fire, Karunesh, Alizée, Ultravox, Steve Vai, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Lynyrd Skynyrd, My Pet Alien...

Favourite Films:

The Godfather, Cruising, Scarface, Justice For All, Serpico, Heat, Carlito's Way, The Shawshank Redemption, Taxi Driver, Donnie Brasco, Malcolm X, Escape From Alcatraz, The Assignment, Grease, Cocktail, The Yards, Anatomie, Platoon, Apocalypse Now Redux, Can't Hardly Wait, JFK, Underworld Onelas, Purple Rain, King Of New York, Easy Rider, Blow, Scent Of A Woman, Hard To Kill, American Gangster, Spiderman I & II, X-Men I & II, Batman Begins, Deathwish I, Terminator I & II, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Iron Man, Glengarry Glen Ross, Interview With The Vampire, Cocoon, American Gigolo, American Graffiti, The Breakfast Club, Dazed And Confused, Moonwalker, Transformers I & II, Milk, The Pianist, Schindler's List, Back To The Future I, II & III, Scent Of A Woman, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Above The Law, Under Siege, The Day Of The Jackal, The Bourne Identity, Shooter, Rosemary's Baby, Underworld Series