I am Douglas James Marvel. My name is awesome. My face is pretty when im happy. My girlfriend is also pretty, but all the time. She is Emily Christine Partridge. She wears a diamond ring. We are not engaged.

I live to make life better. I will win this fucking game, I swear to god. God is not a big part in my life, but i thank him graciously when things go right. I dont blame him when things go wrong. I'm not religous, because I'm pacifist. I am, however, confrontational in a nonviolent way. If you wanted to fight me, I'd let you beat the shit out me until you were satisfied. Then I'd make fun of you.

I write poetry and creative nonfiction. I can make words do whatever I want. I've gotten girls into my bed with them, and boys out of my life with them. I've made people cry from every emotion imaginable out of sheer intensity.

I'm not usually this cocky; I just had a lot of coffee.