Me? I'm an aspiring writer, into a lot of things, don't like school much, have severe personality defects (but we don't talk about that), keep a list of the sexiest men in my closet, write on walls in my spare time and create far-fetched, stupid-named clubs. I don't believe in doing my homework, so it's currently tottering around in my room. It's a pet. I also ramble very well, as this very text shows.